she was so not down for the gang bang
My Higher Power is John Stamos
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
my nose is crying tears of wow.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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