I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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