It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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