come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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