he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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