they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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