Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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