Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I don't deserve a penis
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
When are your genitals available?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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