): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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