We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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