dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
it was like eating out sand paper
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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