Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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