cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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