CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
two words...techno handjob
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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