Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize