then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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