Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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