What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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