Non-Jews are for practice
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She bit a glass in half.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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