No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Randomize
