no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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