You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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