please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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