he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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