Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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