Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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