Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
We don't watch enough power rangers
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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