i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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