the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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