Are we in a gay sports bar?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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