and you said cock pushups were impossible
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
