I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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