you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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