Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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