im drinking this country out of the recession.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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