I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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