True but thats because hes a fetus.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Sext me about skeletons
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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