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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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