Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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