4 words: hood of his car
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
