honey bunches of taint.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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