Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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