The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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