We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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