So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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