every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
