Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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