Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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