were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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