i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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