glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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