This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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