Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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