we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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